fake blood essential

Which Sickness? This is a really easy question!?
Tomorrow, I have to stay home from school…it’s essential.
I am planning this out now.
No matter what plan I use I will: Stay up late as that creates bags under my eyes, after I wake up, I will lean over my bed upside down and let blood rush to my head so my face is both red and warm. I will walk around sluggishly, too.
Plan A: I can say my stomach hurts, and I can throw up (should I make fake vomit or put my toothbrush next to my trachea and force myself to vomit?)
Plan B: I can say I’m having cramps, but then I may just get an Ibuprofen and be on my way to school.
Plan C: I can cough, gag and sneeze.
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Which do you think I should do? If you have any better plans, please do mention them and tips will help
Plan A is what I normally do when I need to stay home. I don’t normally force myself to throw up though, I just say something along the lines of “I feel like if I move I’m going to vomit. Can you bring a trashcan over to the bed just in case?” Normally, that’s enough to get me off a day. The fake vomit is likely to get found-out. I wouldn’t go down that road.
I hope it works out for you!
fake blood Essential Mix on BBC Radio 1 (03-14-09) – Hour One: The Club 2/6 – INCREDIBLE!!