blood banks were invented by who
Is it just me, or is “Nuwaubian” the coolest religion ever?
Okay, hear me out for a second, they believe:
-In a variant of the “biblical God”
-That hula hoops and the polio vaccine were invented by aliens.
-That their founder’s spirit is from a planet “Rizq”, the fifth planet orbiting the trinary system HD 188753
-Preditor met with Harry Truman
-Black people were originally green, but rusted and turned brown.
-Yoda is based upon a historical figure.
-Santa Claus represents Saturn and its moon.
-Everyone has 7 clones
-This picture: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/57/DevilDinosaur.jpg
-Dr. Seuss and Uncle Sam are aliases of the devil/”Leviathan”
-blood banks are run by vampires.
-And that Richard Nixon raised the son of Satan and Jaqueline Kennedy. Who, now an adult has moved to Belgium and hooked himself up to a computer.
Okay, with all this in consideration, can you still say Pastafarianism is sufficiently ridiculous?… Even though I’m white, do you think I can convert?
*correction: “Nuwaubianism”
It sounds ridiculous.
And yet, hilarious.
50 cent about lil wayne, claiming he invented the mixtape